Patrick Kratzer
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"I own a 160GB iPod touch.  I don't
have any games, or pictures, or apps.  
All I have is Patrick Kratzer..."
                   -Rolling Stone*

"One time, I had a dream that all was
right in the world, and then I realized I
wasn't dreaming, I was just watching
Patrick Kratzer perform..."
                   -President Obama*

"If I wasn't Patrick Kratzer, and it wasn't
weird and/or illegal, I would marry
myself..."
                   -Patrick Kratzer*
*not real legitimate quotes, do not take seriously
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